Blogging

Clearly I’m not a regular blogger. I blog when I feel ‘wordy’. I often go to blog about something then realise that no one would care or read it (not to sound 3m0) so I close Tumblr and wait 2 weeks or so until i feel ‘wordy’, then I just blog and tweet about whatever the fuck I want. k?

McDonald’s

Whenever you venture into a McDonald’s, know what you want, or at least have a look at the menu. It’s so fucking annoying working in an environment where no one can decide between a coke or an irn bru. ‘Do you do Irn Bru?’ ‘What drinks do you have?’ There are about 20 choices, want me to rhyme them all off? Or you could look at the menu. Know what size of meal you want, because if you don’t, you might just be the unlucky bastard that ends up at one of the McDonald’s who don’t bother to ask and give you the large, when you only wanted a medium, and then it’s their fault. And fucking know what sauce you want on your ‘McChicken MCLegend’. 

“A large salsa legend meal with coke.”

Can i get a legend?

-is that a meal?

yes

-is that a large meal?

yes

-what sauce would you like on your legend?

salsa

-what drink would you like?

coke

Clearly the first order is an easy, simple and better way for things to happen. I know this is nothing but a massive rant in appearance, but if people read this and take into account that I and every other McDonald’s employee need to repeat the above conversation to every customer for 8 hours for every separate meal that they order, it would make me so grateful. It may not seem like a worthy appeal to many, however, it’s just so easy, and that’s why it gets me so angry.

I like working for McDonald’s, free food, good people, great benefits and flexible shifts. But the above annoys the fuck out of me. 

hahahaha yes

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

(Source: aperfectillusion, via absoluteuncertainties)